February 2012
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Watchladiesloveswayze:
amen one to the fact that his parents post this
and two to the fact that this kid KILLED it
This is either going to embarrass him when he gets older, or he is going to jump up and down saying “I WAS FUCKING FABULOUS AS A KID!! JUST LOOK AT THOSE MOVES”
When I eventually have kids, I will let them do things like this if they want, but I may not post it online...
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Sometimes when I hear sirens
I want to run around the house screaming, “THEY’RE COMING!”
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I swear to fucking tits
alwaysjack:
I will go back into time and destroy whoever thought writing essays was a great thing to impose on students.
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I want to listen to music
that makes me frisky.
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
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The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
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archfiendmarmot:
(Snipping reblog chain for length!)
The lulz.
Pretty Accurate.
Former coworkers who became my friends
1st calls me to tell me about her vagina, and that one of the others had a heart attack, we continued to talk about everything.
Tonight I get called and talk for more than a hour to another former coworker and I enjoyed myself.
I miss them a lot, and I re-realize something. These women were like moms to me. They became friends, but in essence they were like watchful mothers trying to guide and...
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Crisis averted!
He sent a Happy valentine’s day text so there will be NO dick ripping this time around!
Now for him to reply after work and I won’t be le-sad
the misandry tag though
dollarstorepincess:
He realized he was giving me a challenge.
Me: not much looking for a different job.
Dad: Well, have you tried any bars in the area
Me: the only jobs I have seen are for things like gogo dancers dad. I don't want to do that.
Dad: Well, I don't think you really have the mentality to be a gogo dancer Shawna
Me: ..I-I don't WANT the mentality to be able to be a gogo dancer
Dad: NOO I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE A GO GO DANCER EITHER.
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To my darling,
I still hurt because of how much I miss you, I wouldn’t need this attention and crave touch if I had you here with me.
Anyways, typing this for my own start of TMIs:
When you texted me earlier I was incredibly happy(even with a migraine), When you say you miss me I feel a little light.
But, if you do not text me today(after the dawn that is Valentine’s day) I will be mortified. I...
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Shit brick moment today
Working at my job and a wild customer from Orlando Appears!!
Me; O.o uuhhhh
him: o.O Uhhhh
(for one minute0
Me: Whoa man
Him: Whoaaa man
Me: Whoa— (etc)
And then I sat him and his friend.
"Mr. Cody, if you could be a forest animal, what'd...
my sentiments.
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"Rocks, sticks, rivers... Needa come out here with...
This is how I feel inside sometimes.
Hmmm
What am I doing?
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